婚姻

曾经听说，
相爱的两个人，
会希望一同携手走上红地毯，
迈向‘共同’的人生。
问题是，‘共同’！
我的ex-colleague告诉我她与她老公的爱情，
很好奇地问我为什么我与baby的爱情长跑还在跑。

HS:
你们在一起那么久，还不打算‘摆喜酒’吗？
Michelle:
没打算leh, but我的baby在催我了。
HS:
我摆两边leh, m'sia & s'pore. (sweet smile)
Michelle:
Wah, so good... (i'm sincere k). But not tiring meh? (this probably my only reason i still not tie the knot with baby yet.
(Yes, i'm a lazy bum. Laugh as u wish! Baby will faint if he know the reason, wahahaha!)
HS:
But hor, 不容易leh. 和他家里人相处不容易。
Michelle:
Y ah? Only son right?
HS:
True lah, but 还有妹妹leh.
Michelle:
Ohh...
HS:
你老公的钱归你管吗？
Michelle:
Of coz lah... (hehehh)
HS:
你就好啦，我女儿保姆的费用是我在付，我和老公式AA的。
Michelle:
Huhh???? (晴天霹雳）very bad loh.
HS:
But hor,如果我回他的老家可能更bad. 因为我不太能和他的妈妈相处。他妈妈会点我做家务。我是可以做，不过不喜欢他‘点’我做，你明白吗？
Michelle:
Of coz lah. 我在office点人，那可能被人‘点’lah. 就算是mother也不行！(yes, 我是大女人)
HS:
那你老公有帮你开口吗？我老公从来不会开口帮我的leh.
Michelle:
Sorry to ask u, why u still marry him since you have to foot your own bills and have to become their 'house-maid'? So grand wedding solemnization doesn't assure your hapiness.
HS:
Yalor. (......speechless...)

I guess i have another reason not to have my wedding solemnization. Baby, i'm so sorry. You have to wait again lah...

But, we still can have lilttle Shaun/Michelle 1st. I'm open-minded person. Hehehe...